Red Smith Pickled Sausage:
Do you no longer enjoy the things you used to? Has your quest for a pickled sausage with the perfect amount of extra bite left you feeling unfilled and inadequate? Has a lack of spice caused an overwhelming sense of loneliness and isolation? Well prescription-strength Red Smith pickled sausage is now available over the counter. 4 out of 5 doctors agree that Red Smith’s premium brand of pickled sausage will significantly increase feelings of euphoria and can actually repair taste buds damaged by years of non-spice.
Available in half gallon jars too! |
